Dear Flabby: I have begun studying astrology, and now I realize that my weight problem may not be my fault. It is caused by the position of the sun, moon and planets. For example, I think my weight problem is caused by my sun being too long in the House of Venus. What do you think?-- Zodiac Impaired

Dear Zo: I doubt it. More than likely, your weight problem is caused by your moon being too long in the House of Pancakes.